Spy pants!
My new pants have one left pocket and two right pockets. Two right pockets... in the same place. One of them's like a hidden compartment.
I accidentally got my cell phone in the secret spy pocket and it took me 5 minutes to find it.
Ok, maybe it took me 5 minutes to find it because it's one in the f'ing A.M.
Tango dancing this evening: great.
